No one on the Jedi council knows how to fight... except the midget, and the black guy. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The secret to life can be found in the lyrics of the Song "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's better to sacrifice yourself rather than get in with the others toss the grenade out and close the door. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If the monsters have your scent, it should also be safe to assume that they have the scent of the woman and child unless you attack the leader with a grenade. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is possible to see a hand come out of a hole in the ground from a plane flying 200 feet in the air, just as long as it belongs to the main character. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even after declaring your love for a woman for 2 whole movies, at the first sign of betrayal, CHOKE THAT BITCH!!! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Even though your only eye witness account is from a shady politician, nobody should ask what happened to Count Duku even though he's the only Sith Lord that anyone knows of. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though he is the only member of the Jedi to wear dark colors and give people the death stare every 5 minutes it is perfectly fine to send Anakin to hang out with one of the most influential men the galaxy has ever known. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though you were completely alone at the time with your son, you won't be suspicious at all if he brings up the conversation you had with your son about the trojan horse. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Though he is arguably the most brilliant man on the planet, Sherlock Holmes has never figured out a way to get out of hand cuffs without using his hands. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When something bad happens, Blame Watson. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even though the Machines are a constant threat no one thought to put any sort of protective cover around Zion even after being alerted to the attack when the robots are 3 miles away. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you stop being a superhero you also decide not to renew your gym membership. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you know that your wife is very soon going to have a baby make sure to kill the only certified doctor. A side effect of this will be to make your wife go into labor immediately. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Even though your a multi-millionaire with your face on at least one business magazine a man with a suitcase will never believe you. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Blood is the easiest substance to clean off of your perfectly white shirt even after repeated staining. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is possible to stab someone in the neck with a shaving razor with a blunt edge as long as you scream your real name as loud as physically possible. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Health Inspector will only show up after hearing complaints, especially after hearing them from a woman whom he personally knows to be insane. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Ms. Lovett does not find it suspicious at all that they are dancing closer and closer to the oven. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Stone pillars are easily broken by hand. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Whenever you stand underneath the clock tower you must always stand in the EXACT spot that the pillar above you will land and said pillar will not completely rip through your body it will stop at your neck. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even when shooting down a five foot aisle aiming right at someone's back it is still possible for two people to miss. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

After getting stabbed it is perfectly acceptable for doctors to lace your entire skeleton with metal making you virtually indestructible. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Any guy who wears a black trench coat, skull or no skull will vigalante at night as a killer with morals. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)