Don't trust the computer. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The worst that can happen to you when you meet an extraterrestrial is to get downloaded into their super-computer and become an immortal omniscient beiing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

HAL cheats at chess. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Space travel is long and boring, and suddenly BAM! exciting. And then boring again. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The character who has the most emotions is the computer. That's what space does to you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Learning how to use weapons is a really important evolutionnary step and a perfectly safe thing to teach to apes. No harm can come out of it, right? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

They were awfully optimist about the future, back in 1968 link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

They just don't make movies like that anymore. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jupiter is less hard to CGI than Saturn. Also, the trip would've been waaaay more boring. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

One can make a movie with good graphics AND a good story. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The ending makes more sense while on crack. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Aliens watch too much tv, if they're able to recreate a hotel room in all its details. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Psychopath computers can also have childish quirks that will make viewers actually feel sorry for them when they "die" link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Frank Poole doesn't seem to miss his family all that much link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can make a pretty decent movie with, what, a dozen actors? less? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

two guys meet, one goes "hey you I like how you dance get in mah car I'm bringing you somewhere if you know what I mean" is not subtext for gay. Nope. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Two guys meet, one goes "Hey you I like how you dance get in mah car I'm bringing you somewhere if you know what I mean." is not subtext for gay. Nope. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Everybody looooooves orange and blue. Even if the characters looks like they got attacked by a tanning machine link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Everybody looooooves orange and blue. Even if the characters looks like they got attacked by a tanning machine link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If the plants are like the internet and the big tree can SEE YOU, don't have sex under it and expect nobody to notice. They probably were all watching. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If these are the Smurfs... I don't want to see how freaking tall garmamel is link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

He read about it in the library. You know, the one he mentioned 3 minutes ago? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Normal soldiers are easy to kill. Big Badass enemies are not. Somehow their bodies allow them to take more damage before dying. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Oak tables are evil. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sometimes, all it takes to win a war is to look at the problem from a woman's perspective. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Belle did not read Bluebeard. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

The guy who actually saves the day using his super computer... is not the hero of the movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The media will never find out your magical secret. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If you sing, animals of the woods will come out and help you out with your chores. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The prince saw the dead-for-a-long-time girl and decided to randomly kiss her. Nope, not weird at all. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The nanny you just hired changed your children's behavior from one opposite to the other. Smile and consider it normal. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Americans feel the need to bury the British-like utopia and plot under lots and lots of very American music, boobs and explosions. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Everyone knows the choreography. link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

The curse stops when the prince gets 21. Candle says they've been waiting 10 years. So the prince was like... 11 when he got the curse? link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Thinking is a dangerous pastime. link
Rating: 0 (+3/-3)

Thinking is a dangerous pastime. link
Rating: 3 (+5/-2)

Wolves go after the young horse, not the old man. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

It's not right for a woman to read. She starts having ideas and thinking... link
Rating: 7 (+8/-1)

A papercut can almost get you killed if you're surronded by vamps, but, hum, "womanly problems" go unnoticed. link
Rating: 10 (+11/-1)

Reading while walking is much easier in a disney movie. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Peasant girls that lives in a poor provincial town knows how to read, waltz and everything else that usually requires a noble education. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good... and he's not Santa! link
Rating: 11 (+15/-4)

Disney female main characters are always pretty AND smart. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Hades' sons are the equivalent of nowadays footballers in high school. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you look like a stupid pork, who cares if you have knowledge in astronomy. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

The day the baby is being shown is a truce: prey can get really near the lions, bow and show vulnerability and no one will back-stab them. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

There's twice as much dogs than you had at the beginning? Shrug it off, adopt them all, and hire a good money advisor. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nobody finds it weird that the "dog" is BLUE and does the hula. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Clapping my hands and saying "I believe in fairies" can overcome death! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you say that fairies don't exist, one of them dies...crap. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

If no mind-reader can read your mind, it does NOT mean your mind is blank. nuh-huh. link
Rating: 5 (+7/-2)

A Mary Sue as a main character makes the movie that much more popular for preteen girls link
Rating: 5 (+6/-1)

When transforming into a werewolf, remove your shirt so it won't get ripped apart. Don't worry about the pants though: they will stay intact and magically reapear once you transform back. link
Rating: 22 (+22/-0)

When a misunderstanding over the phone occurs, don't press "dial back" but run to the last known location of the caller. link
Rating: 15 (+18/-3)

You don't need a passport to go to Italy. link
Rating: 11 (+14/-3)

The most effective way for a vampire to commit suicide is not using a stake, but going to a faraway country to suicide by sparkle. link
Rating: 15 (+15/-0)