Even though people keep saying you lost weight, you will still weigh the same in the flashback before you went into the mental institution link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Alice Cooper plays a modern day version of himself that has traveled back to the 70s. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Dropping a nuclear bomb in the ocean won't cause a tsunami link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Break into the New York Stock Exchange Floor to steal money instead of, say, doing it from home. link
Rating: 2 (+4/-2)

By about the 5th barbed wire fence you run through you would think he'd stop running through barbed wire fences. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

War Horse is the Forest Gump of horses. He plays ping pong with Richard Nixon! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The creepy old guy that hires two hot young chicks to work on his science projects is not suspicious at all. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Newspaper rolls are bullet proof. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The movie is filled with anachronisms. But only the modern day part. Geraldo's career never recovered, the fat guy is wearing a Watchmen shirt, the 101 year old lady arrives in a helicopter with Cougar on the side, and the submersible is named Snoop Dogg and controlled with a VR helmet labeled Snoop Vision. We still don't have Snoop Vision unless we do something illegal. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Smugglers are good guys who don't want to be involved with drug trafficking. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Women are bored when men talk about business, even if it is about billions of dollars. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In 1993, Ryan Reynolds is a kid. In 1998 he is an adult starring in Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place and in 1990 he is in a show called Fifteen. He is aging backwards! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The mean racist villian will also raise money for starving children in Africa. Miyazaki must have directed this. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The people in the 1960s will read The Help; a book published in 2009. They read it on their iPads. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

In the movie, The Help, the characters are reading the book The Help, a fictional book different from the book the movie is based off called The Help. Best not to think about it too much. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The lady that is being unreasonable for thinking black people will give her a disease, will catch a disease from a black person therefore negating the whole point of the movie. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

The town is gay for Gaston. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The witch will also curse the servants including children for something the prince did. She seems like she needs to learn not to be a jerk. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Army has boxes of dummy grenades lying around. Don't get them mixed up! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Being a smart ass and dropping a flag on the ground will not get your ass chewed out. Instead you will be rewarded! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In a war that killed 60 million people only 16 US women died. Luckily Peggy Carter wasn't one of them! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

A hole in a plane will not suck everything out of it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dropping barbed wire on a fellow soldier is a funny practical joke and will not get you a court-martial. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your boyfriend takes you out to eat when you pass the bar and offers you a job, cause a scene because he didn't propose. Instead go for the pick up artist playboy player bad boy who has mother issues. He'll make a commitment! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Grandpa Joe has never left his bed in over 20 years but can get a hold of Wonka bars link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Don't get out of bed to go earn money to help your starving family and your working grandson; only do it when you get to go to a chocolate factory. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you own one of the first and only automobiles in England you must not drive it drunk. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When the Joker tell you that he is going to blow up both boats if one doesn't blow up the other, the parents with kids on board are not going to blow up the convicts who they know have the detonator to their own boat and the convicts are not going to overrun the guards. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Joker is a man of simple things. Look at what he did to Gotham with just dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline and a pencil and grenades and guns and material to make custom suits and mask, and henchmen and a bazooka and a bus and an 18 wheeler, and enough explosives to blow up two ferry boats and a hospital. And they all have one thing in common. They're cheap! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Heath Ledger's Joker is pretty much a good guy. Jack Nicholson gases restaurants, whole parade crowds of people and poisons every consumer product in Gotham; Ledger pretty much only kills bad guys and blows up an evacuated dilapidated hospital so they can build a new one. Nicholson throws fiat money out of a helicopter like Ben Bernanke; Ledger steals money from crooks then burns it to stave off inflation. Batman is the real jerk crashing an expensive car! link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The neighbor is a jerk for not wanting his neighbor's ape near his kids or for them to steal his car. He needs his finger bit off and infected with a deadly disease. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Not just anyone can design dreams. It takes more than drawing a square maze. Oh you can draw circle mazes? link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Donating to a hockey rink in your mother's name will throw the cops off the trail. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The douche bag in chick flicks and the dreamy hunk look exactly the same. They are like two red Transformers fighting, you don't know which one is the good guy. Also it's believable that she wants to date a guy with no personality, but not Jonah Hill according to girl logic (also known as King of Queens theory). link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

About 10 bugs in different pizza boxes can all transmit the same recording. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)