JJ abrams can make any nerdy franchise look sexy and awesome for everyone's enjoyment. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

All X-Men movies will be just about Logan, and the franchise should have stopped at this movie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Japanese people can think of some crazy shit. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Percy is too stupid to have sex with Anthea's daughter, and when doing lotus Lady Gaga songs play. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Natalie Portman looks damn good masturbating.. link
Rating: 0 (+3/-3)

Bret Ratner needs to stick with comedies. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

life sucks unless you go to college. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Fat chicks need love too. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If no one is back in ten minutes they will just call Domino's. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The Power glove is soo bad. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The universe is stuck on an infinite loop. Somewhere God must be pulling out his hair. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Slow motion fighting is the new slow motion jump from an explosion. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

She had mail..that's it, movie over, there I just saved you an hour and a half of boobless film. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The Ghostbusters will charge you up the ass for one ghost extraction. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Micheal Hall will play a psycho for the rest for his life. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Harry is too stupid to bang his best friend's girl. link
Rating: -4 (+2/-6)

I learned it is impossible to dig for unobtainium. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)