You may not be able to fly over the dangerous dinosaur filled island, but you can drive boats and parasail right next to it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sarah is an animal expert. I thought I should tell you that since you'd never be able to tell from her actions in the movie. And her, Nick, and the other people that are responsible for every death in the movie are the good guys. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Raptors don't like the taste of the good guys, so when they all travel through some long grass, only the bad guys will get eaten. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jessie will be fine. She knows about Buzz's Spanish mode. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The Easter Bunny is surprisingly similar to Santa Claus, with a sleigh, a workshop, a species that does a lot of the work for him, and everything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No, no one cares that it's a butterball turkey. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Pumba was running so slow so Timon had a chance to catch up. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

They call him, Mr Pig! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can make a bunch of fart jokes with out ever saying the word fart. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Who was that strange monkey? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Meerkats dig so they can hide and hide so they can dig. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Meerkats can't digest grass, they're grass-intolerant link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

He flinched when he should of scurried. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It is possible to break a hole, but Timon is the only one who can. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Meerkats sing while they dig, and dig criss-cross patterns for no apparent reason. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The best distraction is asking someone of a different species to marry you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

We don't need to see Timon dressing in drag and doing the hula. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Timon wasn't picking his nose, he had an itch on the inside. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Pumba still doesn't do well in crowds... link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Trying to ruin romantic moments will just make them more romantic. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you eat too many slugs, they will start to look like your friends. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

There's got to be some part of Timon they haven't injured yet. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bobbing for porcupines isn't a good idea. It's up there with bobbing for snapping turtles. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Timon takes things literally. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The first step in Timon's mom's journey was on the monkey's foot. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"Lock up the lions or they will eat you" is not important enough to be number 1 on the instruction manual. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The guy you just hired is being attacked by a dinosaur and there are lions he doesn't know about coming to life upstairs...continue with the party. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The monkey let almost everything in the museum out, but slapping him is still wrong. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Give the cavemen a lighter; what could they possibly do with it? link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's easy to track someone's car when they crashed a few yards away from you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

He's cracking wise. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All dinosaurs just want to play fetch. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The south gets nascar, so just chill! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Taking someone away from their true love, locking them in a tower for their entire life, and lying to them on a regular basis is fine as long as you make their favorite soup for them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Stealing is wrong when the bad guy takes a toy from someone's house, but it's ok when the good guys take some toys from the bad guy's house. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you find a doll in your bag that wasn't there before, just take it. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Your mother won't find it weird if you suddenly get new toys that she didn't buy. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If a toy disappears for a few days and comes back, the owner won't question why one of the stickers is peeled off. Even though the owner thought they were in the car the whole time. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

All the barbie toys throw parties when no one is around. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Having fingers doesn't always make you the better driver. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can tear a tower apart brick by brick, but you won't find the sack that's hidden under the staircase. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

The fox that had about four lines and played basically no part in the whole thing should be included in the end scene which includes the main characters. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Don't tell people to not turn around. It'll just make them turn around. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you see a little kid and her parents go into a room with an evil legendary figure that has powers, and they don't come out, don't do anything. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If your plane blows up, your mother will have somehow managed to save a few masks. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

High school musical, who says we have to let it go? I do! link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

If a boy has rejected you for over a year, don't take the hint and go after someone else. Keep trying to steal him from his girlfriend. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Drama teachers don't always have desks; Sometimes they have thrones. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you write someone else's name on a sign up sheet, they'll come, whether they wanted to come or not. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If the basketball player wants to do it everyone else will too. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Miss Darvis feels a show coming on! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you click your fingers a spotlight will shine on you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Sometimes school puts flowers on your lunch tray. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

With Ryan they can win! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Forget fabulous, Sharpay wants it all! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In Sharpay's fantasies all her friends work for her. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

You know you're big when you're turning Oprah down. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you shoot off a fox's tail he won't bleed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

He's singing! He's in a store and he's singing! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If your cat is stuck in a tree, walk in front of a speeding car, and delay a super hero by asking him to get the cat down. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you're repeatedly punching a bad guy, and his helmet falls off, stop punching and give him time to punch you. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A mask that covers the area surrounding your eyes will be enough to fool anyone. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Masks will stick to your face with nothing to keep them there, and they'll never fall off even when you're doing complicated super hero moves. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Buddy just wanted a hug. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cotten headed ninny muggins is a very bad word. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

There's room for everyone on the nice list. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Elves make stuffed Bob the Builders. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

People usually go looking for miracles when it's almost too late. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Halloweentown and Christmastown, how'd they come up with those? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The Easter Bunny has 33,000 offspring, all in private school. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

What the heck is the toy Santa doing out there? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It sounds like uh, tiny hammers. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If she doesn't get married, he won't deliver the toys, the elves will dissappear, and children will stop believing. No pressure. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The toy Santa wants hot chocolate. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Something's shocking the toy Santa. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Tim Allen is a sad strange little man. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even though all the elves were scared over the toy solders before, they'll stop being scared just in time for a fight scene. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The lead is the one in the front Chet! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Cut the chit chat Chet! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nothing's more fun than driving little cars and knocking over toy soilders with them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Nothing wrong with a straight line Chet! Chet! Chet! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

That's Chet, he's in training. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Toy solders who do nothing but walk toward you are very frightening and you should listen to the guy controlling them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Silly string is lethal. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If Santa's gone, there will be no Christmas. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Could the tooth fairy fly a little higher? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A toaster can make you fall over railing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you need a tooth, try to pull out an adult's, instead of the little kid who's still losing them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Bernard's under house arrest!? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Your ears will turn pointy if you don't eat your green vegetables. Lucy doesn't eat her green vegetables. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

He's going to say the word they've all been longing to hear... FIRE! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Santa sees you when your sleeping and knows when you're awake. Which is a pretty frightening concept. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cocoa is superior. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Learning how to swim underwater calls for ice cream. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Curtis may or may not go pee pee with the hand book. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you have a very limited supply of magic, waste it so you can know the name of someone you've never met and will probably never see again. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

He's not gonna stop this car! No we're not there yet! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The toy Santa needs a little nudge. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't leave the head elf in charge. It'll make the movie too short. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When you come across a rabid beagle don't just climb up the wall, approach him with a squeaky toy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)