Capt Spaulding doesn't like to hear a dirty joke, unless the one who tells it knows how to tell it. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Spaulding has just arrived and he must be going. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and thats not saying much for you. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

That's bigamy. That's big of me too! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can be happy with both of them if they both leave. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can't afford Chico to not rehearse. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Who would give me a bad check? I would. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If the check literally bounces, it is no good. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Birthmarks are mobile. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This is a treat. Your treat. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Have you heard the one about the two Irish men. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Capt. Spaulding didn't pay the men who carried him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

One thing I want to do before I quit. Retire. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I WITHDRAW THAT QUESTION. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Art is art. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

This is one seriously 80s movie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Disney likes cussing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Alien spaceships are bad at navigation. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Max sounds like Pee Wee, cuz it is! yay. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Of all the voices in the kid's head, Max chose Paul Reubens's. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

RALF can go wherever he wants. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The lead to Twisted Sister is a HE. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Compliance. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bill Murray does NOT play defence. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Matthew is a Man's Man in this flick. ... much different compared to his recent flicks. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If a man points a gun at you, it is more important to stick your cigar in your mouth than to ready your weapon. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you don't know how to end the movie, just have the lead get dragged away. YAY. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Gamble can fight! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

This is the best movie no one has seen. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When the guy owes you money for the fight and won't give it to you, rip it off his crotch. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The big guys fall down hard. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Kimbo, as the man that he is, likes to have gay prison rape. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you are rolling in cash money, instead of getting a new ride, spruce up your hoopty. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A gangly cowboy thinks he has a good chance against a big guy in a fight. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The malicious bad guy.. has problems with people around him cussing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You don't need a sword to win a sword fight. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you tell your men to take on Bone, they will do so, not all at once though. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The guy who isn't Mexican will act like he is. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't throw food out of your car. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Punting a dog over a bridge is how Jack Black rolls. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

People who look like FBI.. aren't. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you are going to make a deal with diamond vendors, kill them. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Trust the people who don't look like the FBI. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

A great ending is ending the film by running over the bad guy with a hover craft. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Chan can use a gun. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

A street thug, undisciplined in martial arts, can go toe-to-toe with your boy Jackie Chan. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Never ever call the police until the situation gets way out of hand. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You can survive a building to building fall. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

YOU ARE ALL GARBAGE. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

If you are stealing and then caught, tell the accuser to pay for the item. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Sometimes, you workout in your unmentionables. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you borrow a sweet ride, park it in the ugly part of town. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Its cool to chuck bottles at people, and even better to chuck em off someone's head. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Goggles make a difference in how you look. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If your friend has just been through a wood chipper, you are going to bring home his remains in a garbage bag.. and you still won't call the police. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

You just saw a movie based on a book based on a ... website. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Jordan will always play some b-ball. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You can use guns in a game of b-ball. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bill Murray is Dan Akroyd link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Bill Murray wonders if he can be of some assistance. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Explosions and scooters are common when you play some b-ball. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Tweety is a ninja. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Loony Tunes won't think twice about taking some roid sauce, they'll just do it and wonder why your boy Jordan was holding out on them. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If you play golf, you end up where Bugs lives. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Bill Murray does not have a shot in the NBA. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

And it is because he is white. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

NEWMAN is in the movie. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Golf balls are magnetic. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

When you morph using a magic ball you are naked, then next scene you have jerseys so you can play some b-ball. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Daffy does not want to go to school, he would rather stay home and bake cookies with his mother. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Bill Murray is scared of that there camera. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Before you know it, you realize you just spent 81 minutes watching a movie about a guy in a phone booth. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The fat pizza guy wasn't the bad guy, but dies anyway. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Snipers can snipe. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If a toy robot gets sniped, no one will care. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Wave a gun to the police and you will only suffer getting shot by bean bags. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't think about cheating on your girl, some dude knows what you are planning and he has a rifle. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If there is a guy coming at you with a baseball bat demanding you leave the phone booth, don't try to explain the situation to him at all. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Forrest Whitaker's Lazy Eye will distract you. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

You can talk trash to Forrest Whitaker. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When your location for a movie is confined to one tiny space, use multiple camera angles. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

I wonder how Jim Carrey would have done this film. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

A film that takes place in NY is actually LA link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If the sniper tells you how gun happy the cops are , you will believe them. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Your boy Kiefer will be on the DVD case more than he is in the movie. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You know what they say about men with big swords.. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)