Climbing out of a window to escape pirates who are taking over an airship is DEFINITELY a good way to escape. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Why does nobody else notice that a girl is falling from the sky, and why doesn’t anyone care? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Playing a trumpet makes birds fly and fog suddenly dissipate. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Forget about the following: Laputa, The Labyrinth. link
Rating: -2 (+0/-2)

The best way to defend yourself in an abandoned mine is a lantern. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Rocks can talk to you if you listen close enough! link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

In alternate societies, orphans can live alone, and if they run from kidnapping, they get pistol-whipped. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

All you need to hold back a robot with the ability to make stone walls explode is a wooden fire door! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It is foolproof and best to run away from something trying to save you, and thus propel yourself into the arms of you captors. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Dr. Eggman has mastered the ability to travel to different universes. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Never underestimate faith healers. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

Injuries all have hair brained chain reaction in which a string of events causes a problem. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Backwards clocks have odd effects on our nation's children. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

The girl of your dreams is a real jerk until the point when you are best. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

Dogs allegedly on the verge of death can outlive their owner by a decent period of time. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

A set of steps is the best place to leave a baby you are trying to ditch. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

People don't find it weird when two people who are 67 years apart play kids games together. link
Rating: 0 (+2/-2)

People can evade death long enough to tell a story. link
Rating: 4 (+5/-1)

If you need to befriend a teacher to get information, be overly friendly and unsubtle. link
Rating: 3 (+4/-1)

If you see blood on a scanner, proceed as if nothing was there. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you need a book or text, there is only one copy left. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Tearing pages out of ancient, incredibly guarded documents is okay. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

In dangerous situations, and where creepy people are around, split up. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Public executions can be held underground. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Wrong. It's not. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)

If you see suspicious looking people, disregard them. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Take your time and plan things out when someone is going to be killed in less than an hour. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Glass chooses to break at the best plausible time. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The Vatican is impenetrable, despite numerous security breaches. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

If you almost die of suffocation, continue to be a smoker. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Real cops have courage, but they die like mosquitoes. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Illuminati, being a secret society, are an awful subtle bunch. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Steps and long hallways are the ultimate stalling mechanism. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

The pain of getting branded wears off shortly after the act. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Having a needle poked in your eye and buttons sewn in is nearly painless. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Following mice is a recipe for disaster. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Hands can be fully sentient on their own, even if you cut them off from the rest of the body. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Old candy can let you see things you never saw before! link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Button eyed dolls watch your every move. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

When the field near your home is ignited by black magic, run out, by yourself, to go fight off the powerful Death Eaters. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Brooding kids who live in orphanages, talk to snakes, and have powerful magic capabilities don't need to be treated differently, they won't lose it. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

Hallucinations of the guy who dumped you are NOT a good reason to stop riding your motorcycle. link
Rating: 5 (+7/-2)

Werewolf First Aid Guide-Motorcycle Wrecks. Step one- Remove shirt. link
Rating: 32 (+33/-1)