Don't be stupid. Carry a semi-automatic. link
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The Pulp Fiction rape was inspired by Deliverance Hillbilly fun! link
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Living one day over and over again can be a fun learning experience, but when you're a good person, the day is over. :( link
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Burt Reynolds is a badass, moustache or not. link
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He does gotta purdy mouth. link
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Little inbred boys play a mean banjo. link
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Hillbillies are progressive enough to try new things, as long as the new things can squeal like a pig. link
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A mountain man is also called a cracker. link
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When you hear banjos, paddle faster. link
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We had us a sow instead of a boar. link
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Machines are gonna fail. link
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If you are in a conversation with a hillbilly, don't be surprised if they begin to breakdance to the sounds of a banjo. link
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