If you're an admiral you can use a cannon instead of a clock chime. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Pinball machine parts can make a convincing nuclear bomb. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Being down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach is just one memory that K does not want. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A repaired alien craft that is over 4 decades old will not cause suspicion when docking with the mother ship. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The Faberge Coronation Egg is carried around in a backpack for security. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can learn about the "birds and bees" from a riggers tattoos. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

There is nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery shoved up his ass. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Over privileged kids prefer He-Man over The Ghostbusters. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dr. Peter Venkman, takes 300cc of Thorazine with him when he is going on a date. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Winston has seen shit that will turn you white. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Edgar Friendly wants to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over his body reading Playboy magazine. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Sandworms live on Saturn. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bears eat cowboy boots. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Le Chiffres friends will know that he died scratching James' balls. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Natalya can run, jump, fall and crawl in a flowing short skirt and never once flash her underwear to the camera. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When falling down to Hell, 20 questions is a great way of passing time. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Lampposts can protect you from a machine gun. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Even Danny Glover couldn't carry a dead guy up there. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Stephanie is a virgin. Or at least she used to be. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The T-1000 thinks police motorcycles are, "nice bikes". link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Terminators don't feel pain, but Michael Biehn does. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The passengers are being held at the whim of a madman. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Patrick Swayze, he is not going to paddle to New Zealand. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Blue Legos makes great bunk beds link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)