Hitler was a nut with a shaky hand. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The best time to have a dance party is when the building you're in is being pounded by artillery shells. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

There were two kind of Nazis: Nazis with helmets who were shot or blown up, and Nazis without helmets who stood around and had conversations about whatever came to mind. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

One can make a combined cheering and booing sound, which I have dubbed the "Yaoo". This comes as one cheers as the Germans are pushed back by the mighty Red army, then realizing it's those dirty, rotten Pinkos doing the pushing. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Everyone in the 40's-era world hated the Russians. Even the Russians hated the Russians. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Being Hitler's secretary isn't as glamorous as you thought, is it, Traudl Junge? link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

For being a "family movie", this film has a knack for turning a family against one another in hatred and confusion. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Will Ferrell will do anything for money at this point. If they make "Chips Ahoy!: the Movie", Ferrell will most assuredly star in this movie. link
Rating: 8 (+8/-0)

You can befriend any dinosaur by allowing said dinosaur to eat you, passing through its digestive tract unscathed, and being... let's go with expelled. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Matt Lauer is a pompous jerk. He deserves to be beaten live on his own show. link
Rating: 1 (+3/-2)

The most effective way to find a lost item is to place a device that will play gay showtunes on it beforehand. This way, where ever it is, you will hear gay showtunes blaring out, and know it is there. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

I have a relatively low threshold for pain. Twenty-five minutes into this, and I was already scrambling for a pencil to jab into my ear. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)