Cockroaches will never die. Ever. Even if you step on them repeatedly. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

When death eaters set your house on fire, stand there and watch instead of using magic to put the dang fire out. link
Rating: 20 (+20/-0)

It's all right to crawl through glowing holes in the wall that weren't there yesterday. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)