Clutch pedals will never not be confusing to kids. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mario is always late. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can definitely get drunk on root beer. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's good to be bad. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Not enough people know what a mewling quim is. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's much easier to pick up girls if you're psychic. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Adolf Hitler has a glass jaw. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even if you're not a perfect soldier, you can still be a good man. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't use up all the mostly-normal names of family members on your firstborn son; your awkwardly-named second-born son may take issue. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

In nineteen years, we will all still look basically the same, but with different hair. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Fire spells don't have shut-off valves. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Ten inches is nothing special. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

Scientists need to stay off the battlefield. Yes, even giant robot scientists. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

In a world where Leonard Nimoy leads to your exile, the most fitting way to say goodbye to your best friend is by quoting Spock's speech from the end of Star Trek 2. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Megan Fox... sorry, Mikaela... is apparently a bitch. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

After watching him cut the entire Decepticon army to ribbons, it is no shock that Optimus Prime's initials are "O.P." link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

Laserbeak is and always shall be the most successful Decepticon in history. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It feels ironic to have a German assistant named "Dutch". link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Even giant robots with beer guts will wreck the hell out of your day. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Prime's trailer doesn't disappear when he transforms; it just turns into his armoury. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Pack more than one rocket whenever you can. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Most corporate suicides are in fact well-disguised assassinations. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Stardom comes from a back-flip with a half twist. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I learned what "injustice" means from this movie. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

We've all got lots in common where it really counts. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The black Autobot still dies first. link
Rating: 10 (+10/-0)

Don't ignore the episode of Star Trek when Spock goes crazy just because you've seen it before. It may be relevant later. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Go for the optics. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

"Ears" is an important word to a child. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Gatling guns fire self-guiding rounds and need not be aimed. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The modern Japanese Imperial army was trained by American soldiers who supplied them with German rifles. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Japan adopted baseball as a favoured pastime far earlier than we had originally thought. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Along with "hello" and "where is the bathroom?", knowing how to order a drink should be one of the first things you learn in a new language. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Don't jump on someone who knows jujutsu. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

It's easier to do things with no mind. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

It's totally cool to mack on the girl whose husband you killed. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

The best way to sell a product? Live ammunition fired over a live audience. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nihonto can cut a rifle in half. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Emperor Meiji was way scarier when he wasn't speaking English. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

English gentlemen will always say "jolly good" at some point when you meet them. You know, in case you didn't believe they were English to begin with. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Ambassadors trying to make smalltalk have no tact. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you don't like General Custer, you are un-American. Or Japanese. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It's an honour to cut off someone's head. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Stressing the importance of samurai hair is good, especially when your daimyo father is bald. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

I remember once again that I've been wasting my life not doing sit-ups... link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

All the best moms know how to wield swords. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Your father didn't stop loving you if he kicked you out of the house. He just wanted to teach you an important life lesson. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Thor wields a magical hammer called Mew-Mew. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Mortal forms need sustenance. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When wiping out a bloodline, do not forget the sister. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No one wants to be gay with his brother and father. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dwarfs are hanged from little gallowses. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Minotaurs do not find pan flutes arousing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Evil mothers can split into three beings. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Unicorn horn is crazy badass. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Lying in bed staring at the oils your father gave you... your brother will totally know what you were doing. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Mechanical birds are quite nice once you get to know them. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The best man at a wedding gets some sweet-assed perks regarding the bridesmaids. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Gypsy sex slaves have very quick hands. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

You can't suck your own venom. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Women in the woods that take off their panties in front of you are always leading you on. To your death. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Kevin Flynn can code things. In cyberspace. Even without a box of scraps. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

The city of Vancouver looks really good in Tron colours. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Head-body-head will get you through life. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You can tell a girl's not a natural blonde when she has brown eyebrows. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Packers fans have death wishes. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Guns make you look cool, even if you don't need them. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Kicking a guy in the head three times makes you badass. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

People from Shanghai have deceptively Taiwanese accents. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Ejector seats are a good idea. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Some people have their bros; others have their xiong di. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

You know a girl doesn't get out much if hazelnut soup is her favourite. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Horses will do anything for a girl on her birthday. link
Rating: 7 (+7/-0)

Mimes won't tell you if they're happy. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Old people are dusty. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The cutest looking ones are witches. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Birds know to fly up at the end of the song. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Girls rejoice for men in their closets. link
Rating: 1 (+2/-1)

You can learn to dance really well from books. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mothers alleging they know best have ulterior motives. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Rapunzel knows how to whip her hair back and forth. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

It's hard to not understand the significance of a ceramic unicorn. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When scared, it's okay to hide in your own hair. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Chameleons blush surprisingly well for cold-blooded animals. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

It takes a long time to brush seventy feet of hair. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Fencing with a horse will probably be the strangest thing you will ever do. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Royal guards are highly susceptible to headbutts. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

A whooshy cape grants you the power of teleportation. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Flynn knows not who you are, nor how he came to find you... really, he just wants to say hi. link
Rating: 6 (+6/-0)

Castles have nice rooftop views. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Dudes with extra toes are just lookin' for love. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The best part to reaching your dream is that you get to find a new dream. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

We all just want something that we want. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

No one is threatened by an 18 year old waif with a frying pan. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Cute today means giant eyes, slight buck teeth, pigeon toes, and upturned nose. Who knew? link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Chameleons make excellent ventriloquist dummies. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The second step to a man's heart is a frying pan to the face. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The first step to a man's heart is a frying pan to the back of the head. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

If a guy swears that a girl begged him to marry her, he's lying. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When you have magic hair, you don't have to wear shoes. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)