The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Being PT'd too much will make your asshole suck buttermilk. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Lando's not a system. He's a man. link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

After taking shrooms, your hand will taste like a rainbow. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Carter can't blend in, he's two feet taller than everybody in there. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

I thought hurricane season was over. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

McClane is more of a Star Wars guy. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Alright, first thing's fucking last. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Madonna song "Like a Virgin" is a metaphor for big dicks. link
Rating: 5 (+5/-0)

Waitresses make shit. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Don't pussy out on him now Marvin. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Nice guy Eddie is kind of an asshole. link
Rating: 4 (+4/-0)

Just use the commode story. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If your name is Mr. Pink, you must be a faggot. link
Rating: 0 (+1/-1)

On green go for it. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Secret Agent!? On whose side? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

FOR-E-VER!! link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Bond didn't sleep with this girl. Can't believe it! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

She's a breath of fresh ass. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Well played. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Fuck you bitch! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jodie Foster is a magnificent cunt. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are gay. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Fucking firefighters are a bunch of homos. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

These guys like to say "fuck". link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

When your talking about naughty things in front of American girls, be sure to speak English English. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If you hear what sounds like a fire alarm don't worry, it's probably just the front doorbell. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jonathan hasn't got a wife. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

If you had your eyes and your tongue ripped out, how would you be? link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

"Fucking" is not Bill Murray's middle name. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Choking on viagra causes stiff neck. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Scott would like some chocolate ass cream. link
Rating: 2 (+2/-0)

Choking on viagra causes stiff neck. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Willie is her professional name. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

The negotiations were short indeed. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Han knows you love him. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

They aren't the droids your looking for. link
Rating: -1 (+0/-1)

What a way to celebrate! Start dozens of fires in the middle of a forest, that should be fun! link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Risk everything in your life to say your a better magician. Life lesson learned. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

The Great Danton sounds sophisticated. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

When designing a dream world, be sure to make it in the middle of snowy mountains with a huge command center to break into. That should be easy enough. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Looks clear. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

Jimmy really doesn't have a sign that says "Dead Nigger Storage". link
Rating: 3 (+3/-0)

Jody is the one with the shit in her face. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Jackie Chan will bitch slap you back to Africa. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Climbing obstacles is like watching old people fuck. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

Be sure to prioritize burning all the bibles over trying to meet basic survival needs. link
Rating: 0 (+0/-0)

In a post-apocalyptic world at least you can still eat pussy. link
Rating: -1 (+1/-2)