You can make anything out of hard candy and knitting needles these days. link
Rating: 1 (+1/-0)

If a girl asks you to let her use your gun to shoot her bitten little sister, remember to check her little sister BEFORE you hand her the gun, they might just be con artists. link
Rating: 2 (+3/-1)

A guy who looks like he got in a fight with body glitter definitely screams DANGER TO YOUR HEALTH. link
Rating: 16 (+17/-1)