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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few-- or the one. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Despite being a genetically engineered mad genius, the simple concepts of "up" and "down" doesn't occur to Khan when it comes to space battles. ~ ekedolphin / link
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The countdown numbers on your computer screen bear no resemblance to the actual time you have left. In fact, sometimes the countdown will go UP just to screw with you. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Revenge is a dish that is best served cold... and it is very cold in space. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Vulcans have no ego to bruise. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Kirk is very human-- but nobody's perfect. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Uhura does not appreciate the implication that she's getting old. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Even mind-altering slugs can be beaten with a strong will like Captain Terrell's. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Anything that can be used for tremendous good can also be used as a dreadful weapon. ~ ekedolphin / link
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McCoy is apparently not a Christian. But Scotty apparently is. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Half-Vulcans, half-Romulans can apparently get into Starfleet in the 23rd century and no one will blink an eye, but someone who's 1/8th Romulan can get nearly drummed out of the service in the 24th. (ST: TNG-- "The Drumhead") ~ ekedolphin / link
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Kirk has at least one son. (And given the way he gets around, probably a lot more children he doesn't know about.) ~ ekedolphin / link
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Five years later, Picard still isn't fully recovered from his experience with the Borg. Despite the testimony he gave under oath to Admiral Satie in "The Drumhead". And it's possible he never will be. ~ ekedolphin / link
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The writers apparently had so little respect for Deep Space Nine that not only did it not get a movie, but the Defiant appeared for two minutes here just to get its tail kicked. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Even though Worf joined the cast of Deep Space Nine, the writers of the TNG movies will find more and more contrived ways to fit him in. At least this one actually made sense. ~ ekedolphin / link
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When Picard wants to wallow in self-pity, he breaks out the Berlioz. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Captain Picard still has a mental link to the Borg. That might have come in handy the handful of times after "Best of Both Worlds" that the crew encountered them. ~ ekedolphin / link
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The EMH is a doctor, not a doorstop. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Crusher really hates the Emergency Medical Holograms. ~ ekedolphin / link
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If you're being chased by an ED-209, simply make like hell for the nearest downward staircase. ~ ekedolphin / link
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"Every 5000 years" does not necessarily mean "5000 years from NOW." ~ ekedolphin / link
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Mangalores won't fight without the leader. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Police officers are much quicker to respond with deadly force in the 23rd century. ~ ekedolphin / link
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The real fifth element is love. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Never kiss Leeloo without her permission. Seriously. YOU. DO. NOT. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Kicking the asses of a whole platoon of aliens is infinitely cooler when it's done to technopop/opera music. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Leeloo is ALWAYS in trouble. ~ ekedolphin / link
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In the 23rd century, all hotels have bomb detectors. They just don't kick in until it's almost too late. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Seeing the good in something bad is a nice philosophy. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Break a toon's heart, and he falls to pieces just like you and me. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Marvin Acme's been hanging around rabbits too long. ~ ekedolphin / link
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The toon hippo girls are so large that if they sit on the edge of a bench, they'll practically launch the unfortunate guy on the other end of the bench into space. ~ ekedolphin / link
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You can get the brooms from Fantasia to do any kind of busywork, as long as you have "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Of all the things Mickey tried to stop the brooms in Fantasia, he should have tried simply turning the music off. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Dumbo works for peanuts. But Eddie Valiant doesn't. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Roger couldn't have taken his hands out of those cuffs at any time: Only when it was funny. ~ ekedolphin / link
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The jury's still out on whether Roger is funny every day or only on the days he's wanted for murder. ~ ekedolphin / link
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If you never had a good sense of humor, you're better off dead. ~ ekedolphin / link
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When asking Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse for a spare, be sure to specify exactly what kind of spare you have in mind. ~ ekedolphin / link
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It's apparently okay to execute a cartoon shoe for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Roger's not the first man whose wife has played patty-cake on him. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Eddie's apparently the only person observant enough to see proof Marvin Acme had a will-- even though that picture was in the newspaper. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Yes, it's true: This man has no dick. ~ ekedolphin / link
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There aren't a lot of reflective surfaces down in the sewer, but hey, it could be worse-- Oswald's nose could be gushing blood. ~ ekedolphin / link
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If all that medication your mom made you take as a kid ended up that there was nothing wrong with you, that's why there was nothing wrong with you. ~ agentdc7 / link
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People have sex with a bowl of pasta a olio between them in America. ~ agentdc7 / link
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A male kindergarten teacher is obviously gay, according to mothers. ~ agentdc7 / link
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Public school systems cooperate with undercover police programs with replacing teachers with 25 years experience. ~ agentdc7 / link
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After puking on the side of the road, watch out for logs that appear out of thin air. ~ agentdc7 / link
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When someone is naked the first time you meet them, they will be hard to recognize with all their clothes on. ~ agentdc7 / link
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If you don't stop screwing around back there, John Kimball is going to snap your penis. ~ agentdc7 / link
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While watching porn at work, leave the door open so people can walk in on you. ~ agentdc7 / link
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Always knock before entering your bosses' office. He could be masturbating to porn. ~ agentdc7 / link
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For a wrestler named the Ram, it is only natural that he drives a Dodge Ram. ~ agentdc7 / link
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Nuking a town of infected people can be considered "Extreame Healthcare Reform" ~ Invaderben / link
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It's not just ANY bike. ~ Invaderben / link
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Never accept gum from Pee Wee. ~ Invaderben / link
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No matter how secure you think your bike is chained up, it can still be stolen. ~ Invaderben / link
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I miss Mr. T cereal. ~ Invaderben / link
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Pee Wee is a loner, a rebel. ~ Invaderben / link
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Some bathtubs are too big. ~ Invaderben / link
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Don't accept rides from Large Marge. ~ Invaderben / link
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Biker Gangs will spare your life if you dance to "Tequila" ~ Invaderben / link
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Biker gangs aren't fooled when you say in a quiet voice "I say we let him go." ~ Invaderben / link
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Love is like luggage - you lose it, you find it, you lose it again... ~ SaxGirl / link
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Plant girl comes up with better lyrics than a professional lyricist. ~ SaxGirl / link
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Bruce Wayne routinely mistakes himself for someone else. ~ ekedolphin / link
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You try to blackmail Max Shreck, he'll throw you out a higher window. ~ ekedolphin / link
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When facing a hideous penguin man, the only appropriate response is "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" ~ ekedolphin / link
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The sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky-high. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Don't give Selena a "killing Max won't solve anything" speech, because it will. ~ ekedolphin / link
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There's no such thing as a power surplus: One can never have enough power. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Things change. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Spend enough time around cats, and you'll inherit the same nine lives that they have. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Bruce Wayne is Bruce Wayne... most of the time. ~ ekedolphin / link
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Real plants and plastic plants look the same, and should be watered the same amount. ~ PandasLikePoptarts / link
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Cocaine comes in liquid form ~ Scotty Favor / link
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When dialogue doesn't do the trick, just dance. ~ Scotty Favor / link
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Everyone in Wonderland is capable of making fashionable clothing out of drapes, no matter the size, in about five seconds. ~ Scotty Favor / link
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