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Counsellor Troi can't hold her liquor.
Oh, and HOW. ~ ekedolphin / link
In 1983 they already had keyboards from 1984.
It's true! In 'Pop! Goes my heart', which was supposed to have been produced in 1983, they show a keyboard from 1984XD ~ SaxGirl / link
Lens flares make everything look futuristic
They do make the film look good but if you were to make a drinking game out of them along the lines of "take a shot every time there is a lens flare" you just may end up with alcohol poisoning by the end of the movie. ~ Invaderben / link
Getting dropped in a vat of acid is a pretty tough thing to get over. Don't think the Joker didn't try...
I *know* he did. ~ ekedolphin / link
Why is it always the fat kid that falls in the chocolate rivers?
That's not a learning, that's a question... ~ SaxGirl / link
Rogue is actually the most useless person in a fight with or without her powers.
Yeah, what WAS she supposed to do in that danger room simulation? ~ agentdc7 / link
Makers: "What's more interesting? Colossus vs. Juggernaut or Juggernaut runs into a wall and dies? I think the wall would be funnier. Then we can include a one-liner with 'dickhead' too!!!"
Man, this film didn't know what to be. All it was missing were grand allusions to Rousseau's "Social Contract" and a "that's what she said!" line. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
When you want to buy a plane ticket from a grumpy old man (who's angry that he has to wear a blue shirt to work) tell him your sob story and all the while he will randomly give you a ticket on him!
It's sunshine! ~ Rin / link
The head of a Sentinel is apprently satisfactory after months of hype promising us "The Sentinels will be in this movie".
Such a great way to begin the movie... let's you know the rest of it isn't going to be any better. ~ agentdc7 / link
Apparently Bumblebee's vocal processors are WAY harder to fix than a newly resurrected Optimus Prime, who is fixed in a matter of seconds into a super flying robot.
Yeah, and what was the point of it? To make sure there's no interesting character development in ANY of the Autobots besides Prime? ~ agentdc7 / link
Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
That's actually so it will be less painful when you hit the water. :D ~ Rin / link
Magneto has no use for a hot naked girl.
Well it IS Ian McKellen. But I remember this was one of those "Are you kidding me!?" moments. Magneto just suddenly ditches a loyal companion who SAVED HIS LIFE!!!! ~ agentdc7 / link
It's okay to have sexual relations with another species so long as your mind is in a creature of that same species.
Only half. ~ Rin / link
A crippled Marine with little formal training can replace a highly-trained scientist just because they're twins.
I think they were just saving a lot of money by doing that. After all, how long does a half-human, half-alien (avatar) grow? ~ Rin / link
If you're the General of the army, and in charge, you will be stupidly hard to kill.
Even if you are against a physically superior being. ;3 ~ Rin / link
Talking to your prey after you have fired an arrow into its heart makes it feel better dying in your arms.
It's just about respecting nature, I think. ~ Rin / link
Slow motion attacks always foreshadow death.
This one's true for all movies with action (and slow motion). ~ Rin / link
Jacob Black actually is uncomfortable taking his shirt of in public.
Lawl, well spotted:P ~ SaxGirl / link
If you put your entire hospital and reputation on the line to help someone, in the end even if he's better, he'll screw you over by pretending he's still sick.
Yeah I was pretty sure he was only pretending at the end. ~ Grayfire / link
Wherever there's Tim Burton, you can almost always expect Johnny Depp.
Oh yeah, good point. ~ agentdc7 / link
A drive-thru car wash may give you a little more than you bargin for.
Oh yeah that's true, I meant to differenciate between car washes that let you stay in the car rather than the ones where you wait outside. ~ Sassy / link
FINALLY, someone shoots them multiple times in the head "Just to be Sure".
I can't stress how much I loved the fact he did that! Then every1 looks at him like he's crazy, I'm like he's the genius! ~ Sassy / link
Military helicopters are not allowed to blow up a car wash, rather, the proper procedure is to wait for the car to exit and is shiny like new.
Lol! Thanks! I was just as shocked as they were in the movie, as dumb as that was I just loved that scene. ~ Sassy / link
A drive-thru car wash may give you a little more than you bargin for.
arent all car washes Drive-thru? ~ Tycosauce / link
It's possible to speak in the Colosseum in a way that everyone can hear what you say, even though there's no sound system whatsoever
Haha when i was watching this movie, i thought the same exact thing xD ~ Tycosauce / link
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good... and he's not Santa!
he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake, his name is edward cullen so get ready to get raped ~ moviemad92 / link
Wherever there's Tim Burton, you can almost always expect Johnny Depp.
However, no Danny Elfman this time out. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
Military helicopters are not allowed to blow up a car wash, rather, the proper procedure is to wait for the car to exit and is shiny like new.
I swore to God the actor was going to say something like, "Well, I'm glad we weren't IN the car". This comment is brilliant. ~ Nreid276 / link
FINALLY, someone shoots them multiple times in the head "Just to be Sure".
YES I know! ~ Sassy / link
Your son runs towards giant things killing the Army soldiers en masse with heat rays and lasers? 1. Don't do anything serious to try to stop him. 2. Don't worry, he'll be fine for no apparent or adequately explored or explained reason.
That was one thing that ruined the ending for me. I was pretty sure he was dead. ~ agentdc7 / link
Birthday wishes always come true, even for dogs.
Technically, this wasn't in the movie itself, but the bonus short on the disc. But, I can resist the cute! ~ HermanoBluth / link
I'm just guessing that Hugo Weaving has - at minimum - a two picture contract. I wonder who the Wolfman is in the sequel?
Wait!
Wolfman 2: Electric Boogaloo! ~ HermanoBluth / link
Gwildor can somehow reach the foot pedals on a vehicle
Perhaps Gwildor adjusted the Caddy's foot pedals. ~ Sparky / link
When your other options are your sister or a crazy guy driven by twinkies, it's really easy to want to hit that.
This doesn't even make gramatical sense! ~ kvn8907 / link
You're completely in control of the situation, and nothing says it louder than giving the window a peanut butter sandwich.
Best comment of the list so far. This deserves to be #1. ~ kvn8907 / link
Scorsese and Shymalan will be collaborating on their next movie.
Their twist ending: Joe Pesci's ghost gets beaten to death with baseball bats. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
You can get a gun when you're 12.
I used to believe this when I watched it as a kid. ~ agentdc7 / link
It's not suspicious when your highly trained partner doesn't know how to remove his gun from its holster.
Awesome Adam I totally forgot about that! ~ Sassy / link
When you set voyage to Shutter Island for a few days, bring no luggage.
I didn't notice til they came back inside from the storm and they had no clothes to change into, I'm like wait a minute ???? ~ Sassy / link
Smoking during pregnancy causes your child to be born in 45 seconds.
I already foresee this on all tobacco products. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
Lighthouses mean something in this movie. I just can't figure out what.
Lighthouses symbolize guidance in dreams or the real world :) ~ Grayfire / link
Back in 2000, strange weather patterns that covered the globe meant the Legendary Birds were angry.
Lol I see where you're going there. ~ Grayfire / link
When you set voyage to Shutter Island for a few days, bring no luggage.
Haha I never did see any luggage! ~ Grayfire / link
To work in an insane asylum you must be willing to be injected with sedatives and beat up and knocked out by one patient...repeatedly...
Does not compute :\ ~ Grayfire / link
You don't want to go to Dolores's school.
I laughed when she said they were in her school lol. ~ Grayfire / link
To work in an insane asylum you must be willing to be injected with sedatives and beat up and knocked out by one patient...repeatedly...
low tide ~ Demonzor / link
The Yakuza Boss who's extremely sensitive about her mixed heritage is pretty quick with jokes about the silly white girl with a sword.
Well when you're on the business end of the sword it puts things into prospective. ~ NateSean / link
Limbs can be willed out of advanced atrophy within minutes through glaring and willpower.
Actually it was quite a few hours, which begs the question of how no one found her after she killed two men and went missing in the hospital. ~ NateSean / link
Hattori Hanzo will break an oath he made before God if you drop your former boss and lover's name.
And Budd makes reference to the oath in 2. ~ NateSean / link
Arrows that were completely ineffective against military vehicles while they were bombing your tree will be devastatingly effective in the final battle.
They were also aimed more directly, so they weren't bouncing off at angles like they were earlier.
It was about the only thing that made sense about this movie. ~ Ace / link
When you set voyage to Shutter Island for a few days, bring no luggage.
Brilliant. Never even thought of that. ~ Nreid276 / link
I'm just guessing that Hugo Weaving has - at minimum - a two picture contract. I wonder who the Wolfman is in the sequel?
Um... Wolfman 2: The Brown Panther? ~ HermanoBluth / link
Not even a god can stand up to Hanzo's steel.
"I can tell you, with no ego, this is my finest sword. If, on your journey, should you encounter God, God will be cut." Best quote of that movie. ~ JumpinJack / link
After pressing rewind and forward umpteen million times on the DVD, you still can't catch exactly what Uhura's first name is...
Subtitles! It's Nyota... don't ask me, that's what it says... LOL ~ JumpinJack / link
Don't touch God's stuff. He will either suck you out like a vacuum, blow off your head, or melt your face.
That God sure was one vengeful fellow, wasn't he? ~ Pleiades Rising / link
Always give your best guns to the guy with the hook-for-a-hand; at least he'll never be able to shoot his own hand off.
Haha i remember this part. I lol'd so hard. ~ Tycosauce / link
It took six movies for Mack to realize that Pizar used the same actor over and over again.
Spelling fail. ~ HermanoBluth / link
Don't ask who built all the cars and vehicles. It's probably better not to know.
What about the buildings? ~ HermanoBluth / link
Scarlett Johansson would make a great pink-haired anime character.
Vote up. That is all. *>* ~ MexiYankNomad / link
A pan shot of Scarlett Johansson in bed is the right way to start a movie.
Any movie really. ~ MexiYankNomad / link
If you trap a werewolf in a big, deep, dark pit, it's best not to stick your arm or face in there to see if you got him...
But there is no potential for gore making smart decisions! ~ MexiYankNomad / link
Indy's hat never comes off. And if it does, his magnetic pull will attract it back to him.
Yeah, I remember that. I think it was a joke though. ~ agentdc7 / link
The food groups are, Candy, Candy corn, Candy canes and Syrup!
Don't we wish. ~ PhoenixFox / link
Gloves make handy gloves compartments.
That was a typo. .-. ~ PhoenixFox / link
It's totally not awkward to make out with your girlfriend on the hood of your sentient transforming alien robot car. He can barely talk anyway.
Just so long as no one changes in the backseat or the humans don't go into heat. ~ PhoenixFox / link
All toddlers should be named after sound effects.
Onomonopeia. Though I butcher the spelling. ~ PhoenixFox / link
Climbing stairs gives you extra chins.
More chins than a chinese phone book! ....yes. I went there. ~ PhoenixFox / link
When you want to talk to someone, remove a box from the wall of boxes and stick your head through the hole instead of walking to the door three steps away.
And the ones above the hole won't even come down. ~ PhoenixFox / link
When Lions are shot with tranquilizer, it's like going on an Acid trip. The second time around, they will see and hear the same thing, but sped up.
I think that was so we wouldn't have to suffer through the whole thing once more, again at normal speed. :P ~ PhoenixFox / link
When you are an old lady living on your own and you discover a rat in your house, it is only logical to grab your shotgun to kill the vermin. Or at the very least chase him half way down a river in the rain until he hides down a storm drain.
The hunt can be half the fun. Even at the height of age. ~ PhoenixFox / link
Indy's hat never comes off. And if it does, his magnetic pull will attract it back to him.
I actually remember seeing a "Making of" documentary on this movie, and for one scene (where Indy's on a horse) he couldn't get the hat to stay on his head - it kept blowing away in the wind. Apparently, he used a stapler to fasten it to his head to get the shot... that's pretty freakin' hardcore. ~ JumpinJack / link
If you're a student with a huge debt, your only option is to be a 'phone adult entertainer'.
Yes they were, absolutelyXD ~ SaxGirl / link
That bald guy doesn't like young people because they are probably all slackers.
I bet some kid still steals the newspaper from his porch in an alternate Eternia. ;) ~ NateSean / link
There are no ugly vampires. (Personal preferences notwithstanding.)
then, waht happens to Marco, Aro and Cayo? ~ mirabella / link
Being in a coma requires an abortion.
Not really, but until the second movie came out, it seemed this way. ~ miquonranger03 / link
Hattori Hanzo will break an oath he made before God if you drop your former boss and lover's name.
That's in Volume 1, not 2. ~ miquonranger03 / link
Philosophy teachers do not like this movie.
Yeah I've read those books, and you would THINK they would love it, but they really don't. They say it's just entertainment, and the only reason they added those references was to make a movie. I put this up to warn potential victims of philosophy teachers hehe. I for one really loved the philosophy in this movie and was actually very obsessed with this movie for a long time. I'm still kinda, sorta, obsessed with it... ~ Grayfire / link
It's hard to be upset about your death when in hindsight the prank leading up to it was very poorly thought out.
There's a lesson here... ~ UsernameTed / link
1985 seemed futuristic back in the day.
Back in 1984. ~ UsernameTed / link
If you're a student with a huge debt, your only option is to be a 'phone adult entertainer'.
Those scenes were hillarious!! ~ Sassy / link
A bunch of psychiatrists in a room watching a self-proclaimed werewolf go through an obviously horrible transformation, and nobody makes for the exit until he's done and broken through his restraints..? I thought doctors were supposed to be smart.
The anticipation of the would be result was just too much to miss! ~ Sassy / link
No matter how much you don't believe in the supernatural, when there's a full moon it's never a good idea to lock yourself and 100 colleagues in a room with the guy who claims to be a werewolf... NEVER...
"I will kill all of you!" Lol classic! ~ Sassy / link
Anthony Hopkins really likes roles where he gets to eat people... go figure.
I think he misread the "Remains" in the film title "The Remains of the Day" and instead got rick rolled into a genteel ye olde English film. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
Surely there must be something in British Columbia, Canada - the home of North American Amsterdam - that can mellow out a green fellow.
Yeah bub, this one goes out to my fellow Johnny and Jane Canucks. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
A machine that turns a person's entire body into sand, including clothing, snaps and buttons, will fail to disintegrate a picture locket.
Interesting, I never thought of that until I read this. Good find! ~ agentdc7 / link
Military benefits won't even pay for a soldier's legs to get healed.
Or Wal-Mart must own the military in the future ~ HermanoBluth / link
Cheddar Bob may not shoot himself in the post-apocalyptic world, but he questions the wrong guy to stand up for his pet, and for that, he is just as much of a fool in "The Book of Eli" as he was in "8 Mile"...
Haha, Cheddar Bob... ~ Adam / link
Surely there must be something in British Columbia, Canada - the home of North American Amsterdam - that can mellow out a green fellow.
As a British Columbian, I have *no* idea what you're talking about... wink, wink, nudge, nudge... ~ JumpinJack / link
If your old flame appears, quickly drop your present one like he's a bag of flaming poo.
You had me at "bag of flaming poo"... I'm so adolescent... ~ JumpinJack / link
A potential bird caught in a science experiment will not worry the scientists of a bird that could manipulate sand.
Reminds me of the Large Hadron Collider being shut down by that time traveling bird. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
After being thrown through glass a 3rd time, you will experience deja vu.
A touch of the ol' ultraviolence always makes one nostalgic, eh? ~ Pleiades Rising / link
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