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Kate Beckinsale in Leather. Do you need another reason to see this movie.
That's enough reason for me. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Samuel L. Jackson hates squid.
Ha! Me too, dude! It's taken everything in me to not write one simple word. ~ AshBlaze / link
No matter how docile a school of jellyfish may be, it's still a f-ing school of jellyfish.
Again, I'm struggling to make the appropriate Samuel L Jackson quote. ~ NateSean / link
Samuel L. Jackson hates squid.
Do I really need to follow this up with the appropriate quote? ~ NateSean / link
There is only one sex scene in the entire franchise...one.
It's more or less pivotal to the plot of the series. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Hitting the bad guy in the head with a bowling ball will cause a sudden reversal of his evil plan and result in a happy ending.
He didn't get hit in the head, he got hit in the heart. He had a "change of heart" as a result. ~ TheAdvocator / link
On the bright side: 20% off all future manicures.
Come on now, don't shorthand her. ~ bourbonphantom / link
This is the only movie where Kate Beckinsale can get away with going from 10 to 8.
I know there's a joke in here but I can't quite put all my fingers on it. ~ bourbonphantom / link
If you go AWOL in the military, they are willing to let you finish any plans you already have going. Plus, they are willing to hang on a second if you put on a really awesome fight.
Same thing happened in Bloodsport, must be some obscure military law loophole. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Having hand-feet is sexy.
u can get a hand job and foot job at the same time, lol ~ Jonny Penn / link
If you go AWOL in the military, they are willing to let you finish any plans you already have going. Plus, they are willing to hang on a second if you put on a really awesome fight.
lol, yeah I never understood how he got away with that ~ Jonny Penn / link
Don't expect the American remake of an already great movie to not suck.
As an American I would like to apologize for our film industry's incessant need to capitalize on the lazy and illiterate. ~ bourbonphantom / link
If you would like to be in charge, you should cut off a few heads.
He REALLY wanted to be in charge! ~ AshBlaze / link
Covering your cheekbones doesn't mask your identity from your childhood friend.
If only more movies would heed this advice. ~ kvn8907 / link
Apparently, robot floor buffers are still a thing of the future in the future.
Commenting because there's no "Vote Up x 1000" option. ~ bourbonphantom / link
In an age where Frontline didn't exist yet, it's perfectly fine to sleep next to a bunch of tick infested dogs.
In that era the dogs attracted the fleas and ticks off the humans. So sleeping with the dogs was beneficial. ~ howler / link
"Sometimes he performed cunnilingus. Not often enough, in my opinion."
You're quoting all women everywhere, right? ~ bourbonphantom / link
If someone rapes you, rape them back.
That's how I roll. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Nick Stahl = whiny John Connor.
Indeed, but then the rest of the cast was lame as hell too. Aside from Governator of course. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Your whole life could be a lie and you don't even know it until you're like 17....
Man I sure hope so, wait i'm thirtysomething, dang coma ~ jermanyx / link
A trained government official is actually surprised when people calling themselves DECEPTICONS betray them.
YEAH, can't wait to pay for the next head on collision that Michale Bay Directs, without explanation what so ever, yay, I didn't really wanna know anyway, yeah michael bay... ~ jermanyx / link
It is somehow necessary by the director to plug in tons of silly "what if" situations for the terminator as comic relief even though the series is known for it's dark tone and rare dark humor. i.e. Talk to the hand, star shades, I'm not shitting you, "I Lied" reference from Commando, etc.
if not we couldn't have these great discusions ~ jermanyx / link
It is somehow necessary by the director to plug in tons of silly "what if" situations for the terminator as comic relief even though the series is known for it's dark tone and rare dark humor. i.e. Talk to the hand, star shades, I'm not shitting you, "I Lied" reference from Commando, etc.
It will be back ~ jermanyx / link
There are drive thru's that are on the passenger's side.
Yeah i noticed alot of them in england ~ jermanyx / link
Is there a nude scene?... Yes, James Woods does get naked.
hey Ash, what ever yer Blazin, that's not one of the good nude scenes, prolly way way down on the list, man or woman ~ jermanyx / link
When your own hand fuses with your own stomach vagina gun, then the only option is to go shoot some people. (Who all had it coming, of course.)
yep stomach vagina gun, LOL litrlly cant type ~ jermanyx / link
In Moscow, you can catch a ride on a nuclear submarine as easily as catching a cab.
what holidays are they surviving? The one's this year, or the one's last year that just happened ~ jermanyx / link
If you see a random deer running alongside the road on the way to the cemetery it has to mean something; it's just very unlikely you'll ever figure out exactly what.
Even after the 50th time I've seen that scene...I still can't figure out what purpose it serves. Haha! ~ Keely / link
In war movies, there's always a soldier with a baby on the way and a soldier about to get married.
Not to mention the tough ass sergeant, officer who has to prove himself, raw recruit, guy who lost a relative in another battle/war and female character who is as tough as any man (just to keep the women happy). The characters in the film are sooooo cliché. ~ wildmorgan / link
Why is Optimus really obsessed with decapitating other robots.
And he also seems to get more sadistic each film. ~ agentdc7 / link
Wait, Ironhide Dies... That's as bad as having Optimus Die in Revenge of the Fallen. Whats worse is that nobody cared that he died!!!!
Sam/Shia didn't seem to really care when he thought the Autobots blew up in the shuttle either. ~ agentdc7 / link
If you want someone to stop taking advantage of your magical hair (that will, once cut; never grow again) the best thing to do is chop it off all at once into a short uneven bob instead of getting a decent haircut.
*Disclaimer* I am not saying that people with short, layered hairstyles have gotten an indecent haircut. There. lol. ~ Keely / link
Extra-terrestrials,who otherwise walk around in the nude and display signs of barbarism are actually more intelligent than a rocket-scientist and have an array of hi-tech gadgets at their disposal.
What he said. ~ agentdc7 / link
Aliens will arrive when pigs fl—there goes one right now!
That made me laugh quite a bit. ~ agentdc7 / link
The invention of religion happened around the same time as the invention of lying.
Well, that sound pretty legit to me! ~ Wujek Spenser / link
The whole viewscreen sequence inside the V'Ger cloud took WAAAAAY too long, and the graphics-- while no doubt pretty in 1979-- look like a bad Windows '95 screen saver in 2010.
Totally agree. I went and did something else while this scene (along with many others) were happening. Not to mention each time they showed the viewscreen it looked completely different. You sit there wondering "Oh, is that the center of the cloud? No? There's more!?" ~ agentdc7 / link
When "Wanted" posters are made for you, they try out different noses, just to be mean.
This is the funniest quote for the movie Tangled! ~ Optimus Thunder / link
Nuking at close range won't affect you adversely. Or require the use of anti-rad meds.
If Cold War propaganda has taught me something, it's that nukes are a-ok and you can survive one by simply hiding under a desk. ~ Pleiades Rising / link
While the Autobots learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web, their former leader - who's been on the cusp of death for decades - will automatically be able to communicate in English upon being revived.
OOoooooooh BURN! ~ bourbonphantom / link
Being around while giant robots save the world gives you a disgustingly overwhelming sense of entitlement and the right to talk down to just about everyone you come across.
Actually most suburban kids are like this even without the robots saving the world. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Megatron had absolutely no problem being The Fallen's bitch, but when it comes to Sentinel Prime, he draws the line.
Indeed. Megatron has a habit of hooking up with Primes who have turned evil. What for? It takes 3 movies for Megatron to be damaged enough that Optimus can beat him in a fair fight, whereas Optimus annihilates the Fallen and Sentinel in a matter of seconds. ~ bourbonphantom / link
It's not pleasant waking up to bagpipes with a hangover.
I just watch sherlock Holmes 2 online its a great movie i really enjoyed it.michael caine is awesome ~ madric / link
Apparently Donald Sutherland likes to pick movies where his character dies at the beginning (The Italian Job, The Mechanic, and Horrible Bosses).
Beerfest ~ stuchda / link
Apparently, we're going to colonize Mars in five years.
Moon was in 2015, mars was in 2032. ~ IcyNeko / link
The Japanese did not deserve this. Pearl Harbor, though horrific, pales in comparison to the B-29 firestorm. May their souls rest in peace.
Every person in history would like to have a word with everybody else... ~ IcyNeko / link
In the future, people can hold their breath for a really really long time.
Totally, and I totally missed that one. ~ bourbonphantom / link
If you get shot while riding you horse, try not to fall face-first into a boulder on the ground.
2 X Combo ~ bourbonphantom / link
Thousand year old machines are better than anything the aliens have today. Aliens buried machines thousands of years ago to use in an invasion. Don't you think the aliens would have developed better machines and technology in a thousand years? That would be like humans burying clubs and spears hundreds of years ago to use in a war today.
They were here to kill the dinosaurs, but they were already extinct, so they figured they'd wait around until we had evolved enough to be challenging prey. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Han Solo doesn’t need to hear your odds.
@chobi chi Just like Harvey Dent! ~ biggysmalls / link
When bounty hunters are forbidden to kill the desired capture, you must also imply disintegrations are forbidden too.
I suppose that even though you could maybe just disintegrate their hands to disarm them while making sure they still live, that would be a little bit too much. The Empire has some standards, I suppose; otherwise they wouldn't be a lawful-evil. ~ biggysmalls / link
After you learn in the next movie that Luke and Leia are brother and sister, you simply can't watch this movie without going "EWWWWW!" when they kiss.
Well, at least they didn't have a child together! ~ biggysmalls / link
Losing limbs in a lightsaber battle is hereditary.
And so is the tendency to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when you learn about something you really, really don't like to hear. ~ biggysmalls / link
Funny-looking Muppets are not to be trifled with.
"Trifle with my friend Kermit, you should not! Strong with the Force he is." ~ biggysmalls / link
The easiest way to get a large promotion in the Empire is to be standing next to the guy who was just Force Choked.
Indeed, it works wonders for building a resumé! The problem, however, is determining who is going to get choked, where they're going to get choked, and then arriving next to the poor shmuck in time while putting on your best face for the boss. That, and hoping you don't get choked too; it's best not to look like ol' Carth-O while smiling. ~ biggysmalls / link
This movie is Jaws meets E.T. meets Cloverfield, plus a dash of the Goonies and Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
You forgot jeepers creepers 2, the bus and cave! ~ Sharkus / link
The T-virus can turn you into Neo.
You can dodge bullets yes, but you still have difficulty dodging a guy running at you. ~ bourbonphantom / link
A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune
Every formation a parade! ~ IcyNeko / link
Always leave one person on the starship you never know what could go wrong.
Yeah at the very least they could send down some nukes. ~ bourbonphantom / link
A ghost can feel cold, you know...like when Erik Draven came back from death...It was raining...and he was shaking.
My impression was rather that he was shacking because he just came back from the death and was getting accustomed to his body again. Or something like it. You get the idea. ~ smoothhoney1265 / link
Cops in cop cruisers will never be able to evade each other and always wreck their cars.
BTW can you add this learning to all other movies with cop car chases? ~ bourbonphantom / link
Heath Ledger's Joker is pretty much a good guy. Jack Nicholson gases restaurants, whole parade crowds of people and poisons every consumer product in Gotham; Ledger pretty much only kills bad guys and blows up an evacuated dilapidated hospital so they can build a new one. Nicholson throws fiat money out of a helicopter like Ben Bernanke; Ledger steals money from crooks then burns it to stave off inflation. Batman is the real jerk crashing an expensive car!
Long winded, but you totally right. ~ bourbonphantom / link
We can finally say it: New Moon was the worst movie of the history.
New Moon was my favorite, but I think the first movie was definitely the worst. ~ DeeLovesT08 / link
When you're about to be in a fight, engage your opponent in a whistling duet. Don't forget the tune, though.
*punches you* ~ Grayfire / link
Bachelor's parties are better known as Stag parties in Europe.
They have always been called Stag Parties here in England....And, women will have a Hen Party before the marriage. ~ SHlTBOX FLANGER / link
It takes hours to drive 50 miles.
This is true, ever been to Vietnam? ~ bourbonphantom / link
If you are fighting Rocky and you hear that music play, QUIT!!!! At this point Rocky is near unbeatable
Rocky with music is like Mario with a super star. Music changes too! ~ IcyNeko / link
Cannon beats sniper.
Or "Never bring a rifle to an artillery fight." ~ bourbonphantom / link
In boxing you can let the other guy beat the shit out of you for numerous rounds, then knock him down and win in the last.
Worked for Rocky. For all the sequels too. At least in this movie, he's got his gloves up. Sylvester Stallone never did. ~ IcyNeko / link
Bachelor's parties are better known as Stag parties in Europe.
I think they used to call them stag parties here too. Like back in WWII. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Citizens of the Emerald City think that everyone that flies is a witch or wizard.
The first thing you do when a lion is about to hurt your dog is hit him on the nose. ~ smartin / link
Why does a mermaid need to breathe air???
douh...i got it xD ....she needed the oxygen...that water has -.-" ~ Alaurien / link
Even in Sherlock Holmes' age, people held remote controls in awe.
When was that? ~ Movie Genius / link
Never, ever, ever go into a whorehouse for pigs. It never seems to work out well.
That would have been the last we saw of Irene Adler if they didn't go there. ~ Movie Genius / link
Seeing as this is Sherlock Holmes, you have to have great taste and class when it comes to being a villain - loving opera is especially compulsory. You also must know how to deal with your enemies.
In the proper fashion of course. ~ Movie Genius / link
When you're about to be in a fight, engage your opponent in a whistling duet. Don't forget the tune, though.
What was the tune again? I forget. ~ Movie Genius / link
What's better than blood, gore, decapitated heads and topless women?
Blood, gore, decapitated heads and topless women in 3D!!!
I think you got the wrong film. This is the 1982 film. ~ agentdc7 / link
Alien eggs are autonomous when they come out of the queen's butt. They can do things like climb up walls and glue themselves to corners in the ceiling.
One of the many reasons why I disliked the story. ~ agentdc7 / link
Natalya can run, jump, fall and crawl in a flowing short skirt and never once flash her underwear to the camera.
Indeed, but this is not Anime either. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Don't weld steel plates onto the deck of your aircraft, and then tell you pilot when you're getting airborne.
*your ~ MarinaMayhem / link
Shia is remarkably agile as if he was a stuntman while sliding and jumping over wrecked cars and only seeing the back of his head. Oh wait, that was a stuntman.
Yeah and his hair is totally the wrong color in that scene. ~ bourbonphantom / link
In the future, rapists wear Goggles of Sexual Strength +2.
Ah, you beat me to the rape goggles learning! ~ agentdc7 / link
Despite an entire room just watching you turn from male to female, everyone will act as though you were male all the way through, even the ones your female alter ego had sex with.
*turn from female to male ~ njackson84 / link
Swinging a baseball bat without hitting the psycho is a great idea.
http://100thingsilearned.com/view.php?id=1107
This thread exists already. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Elijah Wood will only play a scrappy hero.
False. Watch Sin City. ~ bourbonphantom / link
If you screw it up, but then fix it, you're a hero.
Of course, look at Megamind. ~ bourbonphantom / link
You can broadcast on ALL AM stations at one time.
Indeed, he should be posting his broadcasts to Facebook. The only AM kids know of these days is the morning identifier. ~ bourbonphantom / link
Deer in the future can outrun a Ford Mustang GT easily, probably achieving speeds somewhere around 100 mph or Mach 1.
Mach 1 FTW ~ bourbonphantom / link
Rocks float but there are waterfalls. It has to do with the low gravity and high helium content trapped in the rocks.
the Floating Mountains are kept up by the Flux Vortex.. so yes magnetism, the rocks are made of some metallic substance and the magnetic fields that surround Pandora keep them afloat. ~ Kura / link
We can finally say it: New Moon was the worst movie of the history.
and yet we watched all of them. ~ Anonymous / link
October 8th Micah Sloat was Murdered - Incident occured 3:15am. Katie sits against bed and does nothing until she is shot at 9:53pm by 2 investigating police officers. She then somehow escapes the Police/Medical units, travels around in blood soaked PJ's and bullet wound to arrive at Sister's house 11:50pm October 9th. Seriously?
Depends which version you watched. You obviously watched the uncut version, but in the theatrical release, Katie isn't killed, she just decides to carry Micah's body upstairs and throw it at the camera, then she supposedly goes off and murders her sister and brother-in-law ~ wildmorgan / link
